There’s a long standing debate in San Francisco about the coolness of various self-propelled rolling devices. The “city” is split among many different factions (without rancor of course, this is San Francisco) about which device is truly the coolest.
Over the last few months I have infiltrated the semi-courteous debates among tattooed, pierced and skinny-jeaned hipsters and I am proud to announce that SFIW has uncovered not only what the coolest SPRD is, but for the first time ever, an official, sanctioned, top-10 raking!
The Official SFIW
Top Ten Self Propelled Rolling Devices
- Kid’s Sneakers with Built-In Wheels
- Bicycle – Fixed Gear (no fly wheel)
- Bicycle – Single Gear (with lame fly wheel)
- Long Board
- Roller Skates
- Bicycle (with super lame gears and brakes)
- Parrot / Thigh Powered Stand-Up Roller Thing